Prayer to Cron

Cron, I have never scripted you before.  I had no use for it.  No one, not even you will remember if your purpose was updates or backup, why we scripted or why you died.  No, all that matters is that you were working when I walked away, that’s what’s important.  Vim pleases you, Cron, so grant me one request, grant me Rsync! And if you do not ls, then to kill -9 with you!

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  1. usedtire says:

    Original for reference:

    Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought, or why we died. No, all that matters is that two stood against many, that’s what’s important. Valor pleases you, Crom, so grant me one request, grant me REVENGE! And if you do not listen, then the hell with you!

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